Monday, August 29, 2005

Celebrity Sighting

So I was at a club with my friend R, who's the fiancee of my friend M, and we had gone to dinner with H, who's the girlfriend of my friend W, and after dinner we decided to go to a club, so R called this guy D, who is one of the managers at the place we had in mind, so he met us there, and he introduced us to Joey Fatone, who was sitting at the bar, undoubtedly basking in the afterglow of another successful performance in "Little Shop of Horrors", which just happened to be playing on Broadway in the building right next to my office at the time, so I walked past a life-sized picture of Joey Fatone every day on my day to work, although of course I couldn't tell him that because the number one rule of hanging out with celebrities (even B-list celebrities) is that you have to pretend that you don't know and/or care that they're celebrities.

And then we drank free drinks and watched all the girls make goo-goo eyes at Joey Fatone, who seemed very nice but was not skinny. And not tall.