An open letter to a co-worker
Dear [redacted]:Please be advised that none of us care how much you paid for your apartment. Nor do we care how many square feet said apartment has. We also don't care which type of Viking range you're going to put into the kitchen, how much your bathroom tiles cost, or that your interior decorator is fresh from doing [insert name of random celebrity]'s place.
In fact, it might be best if you stopped talking about your apartment altogether.
Thank you.
posted by Amarula Dreams @ 8:24 AM
